The Aqua-ettes have banded together & rebelled!
I got to the pool & both of the deep lanes were taken with chatting sea horses (svelte & beautiful sea horses of course…) with floaties on. They were bouncing about without a care in the world and having their own water borne version of The View.
I spent an hour knuckle dragging in the shallow end like a disgruntled, floundering manatee, scraping bits of DNA off of my fingers and toes and leaving it for whatever sea monster haunts the murky waters at night.
I gotta get here earlier…