The Daily Exorcise

Ok. I skipped a day at the gym yesterday. 

Do you want to know what happens when you skip your workout?
Really?

Alright, I’ll tell you. 

Nothing. 

Wait. Oh yeah, I forgot. 
I slept in, greeted the day with a fresh & unstained attitude, ate a healthy & unhurried breakfast and watched (get this) AN ENTIRE TELEVISION SHOW!!!

Alas, today I’ve been back at it & today’s big winner is the crunch. 
My soul is neatly packaged & hiding from me somewhere back in the gym. 

I crunched it there. 

I’m pretty sure I’d be both amused & horrified to see an picture of myself doing crunches. Mouth wide open in a grimace with snot running out of my nose. 

I’m fairly certain that sparks were shooting out of my hiney. 

Once again, I’ve made it through and will survive to ridicule on another day. 

It ain’t easy being cheesy…