My special lady friend was back in the pool today ; )
As I swam my laps there was a free lane next to me but she quietly slipped into mine with her styrofoam water weights (minus the scuba mask) & began her routine.
This consisted of dancing in place while pumping her arms up & down in the water while humming quietly.
Each time I approached she batted here eyes at me and hummed a little louder.
When I didn’t pay attention she began singing some show tune from Oklahoma at the top of her lungs.
When I next surfaced she had a full sound & light stage set up at the end of the pool, was wearing a long blonde wig while belting out Mötley Crüe’s Dr. Feelgood.
I think she may be lacking attention at home…
Ps. Nike? Your Cross Trainers are full of $&#%. They don’t work at all in the pool.
Pps. You know how when a movie says “based on a true story” that it’s loosely translated as “this movie is full of crap”? So are these posts based loosely on something I saw or heard at the gym that morning ; )
The lady in question is a real sweetheart who sat next to me in the hot tub after her workout (she actually was humming) & gave me a dynamite recipe for cornbread that I’ll be making today.
I think I’ve hit the jackpot with the aqua-ettes as they all seem to be approaching me (after finding out what I do for a living) & sharing their best recipes with me :)))))
I’m beginning to enjoy the gym.