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Setting Goals

It’s good to start your day with a goal. 

I start mine with several. 

1. Wake up. 
2. Try not to fart as I crawl over the wife & out of bed. 
3. Try not to go back to bed. 
4. Don’t drive past the gym to the donut store. 
5. Try not to cry as I work out. 
6. Try not to cry as I work out. 
7. Stop crying as I work out. 
8. Become a millionaire. 

Small things. 


You don’t have to accomplish all of them, just work towards checking things off of your list. 

And now, I’m going to try crawling over the wife without farting…