Just as my head was sinking into the pillow I thought “Ahhhhhhh” with a contented sigh.
Immediately the alarm went off.
(Or so it seemed)
I dragged my sorry *ss out of bed by the short hairs and got ready for my swim.
At the pool I was treated to a surprise when the hairpiece lady showed up and slipped quietly into the pool.
She was clad in a tasteful swimsuit that was completely covered by a full body floatation device.
I don’t think her head ever came within a foot of the water. No way was that hair coming loose again.
Watching her swim was a treat!
If you’ve ever watched a turtle on its back trying to flip itself back over you’ll have a pretty good vision of what was going on atop the water only she was right side up.
The smile on her face was faaaaantastic!!!
I laughed to myself and immediately choked because my face was under water. (Don’t try this at home folks)