Weight Loss Cigars

They say that cigars can stunt your growth.

Well, after many years of unimpeded growth I thought “Why not give them a try?”

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I hadn’t realized that they were so expensive but I figured that if they were such a handy weight loss tool I’d go ahead and make the investment.

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I had about eleven of them down before someone told me that I wasn’t supposed to eat them.

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No wonder.  

They tasted horrible but my best guess was the old adage “If it’s good for you, it probably tastes bad”.

 

I smoked a couple of them after that and I must admit, I felt a little queasy.

I apparently had a green pallor that one of the Aqua-Ettes commented on.

Me: “Good morning :)”

Samantha: “You look like sh*t.”

Me: “Gee, thanks…it’s the new diet.”

 

As I swam along, my inner self realized that I’s made a huge mistake and that I’d be paying for it in short order.

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