After a couple of months in the pool/gym my *ss is slowly getting smaller.
According to my pants, this is untrue.
Over the last week I’ve found three pairs of pants and one pair of shorts that have a rip in the back that I never noticed before.
The new unwanted vents are all in the same place.
Questions that arise are:
1. Are my newly rippled glutes just too much for the delicate fabric that has clothed man for at least a century and a half and said fabric withers at the mere thought of trying to cover up such amazing sculpture?
2. Is my *ss is still just enormous and even tough denim can’t hold on tight enough and has to release the pressure through a new exit rendered out if desperation?
As I write this, I’m contemplating if my decisions are right, if the swimming is going to eventually pay off (I think it will) or if I should just give in and eat the donuts (hmmmm, it DOES sound interesting).
I think I’ll put the blinders on and try to believe that although my pants are giving up the ghost, it’s due to the fact that I haven’t bought any new ones for a while & they’re just threadbare.
I’m headed out for some new ones today.
Maybe a donut along the way though…