And so today, for my meagerly awaiting workout post fans, we will speak briefly about “equality”.
There are men who wear cologne and men who do not wear cologne and many variations in between. Today in the pool the Aqua-ettes & I were assaulted by two (Count them! Two! Ah, ah, ah!) of the most foul smelling gentlemen I’ve ever witnessed in a water environment (not including myself after a long day of sewer repair). I’m not sure if the health center has installed a cologne section in the shower room but sweet haysoos these guys were covered in it. 
The question I pose to you is “Do these men have the right to marry?” My guess is (judging by the Aqua-ettes and seeing their furtive & horrified glances at the men while huddled together at the edge of the pool hoping not to be noticed by either of them) that yes, they do, but zero women that I know (nor zero men) would let their mate out of the house with that level of nasal assault. There may yet be hope for the “equality” we’re hoping for but until there’s a shortage of bad cologne, these guys don’t stand a chance.