As the bikini bottoms floated past my line of sight I knew I was in trouble.
They were enormous.
My special friend was back and raising the stakes in her one player game.
As I began to choke on huge bikini flavored water she decided that CPR was her next best option.
She grabbed hold of my head & began pulling me closer with her eyes closed and a blissful look on her face (a look of pure terror on mine), mouth wide open.
I could see both of her teeth.
If you’ve ever taken the lifeguard course you know that a desperate person clinging to you will let go if you submerge and that’s exactly what I did.
She turned me loose and I did the most amazing freestyle stroke (hovering above the water) and exited the swimming arena (to the sound of laughter from the Aqua-ettes).
I think the afternoons are looking more attractive by the minute…