Ok. Lets talk about The Proclaimers for a bit.
Those guys are full of (insert expletive here). I would walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door?
I’d bet large amounts of cash that he’d fall down not long after he started! If it took me fifteen minutes to walk/run one mile it would take him 10.42 days of solid movement to make it. Malarkey.
Today I also swam a little over a mile & left little bits of my quivering torso behind to feed the shark (that I’m still pretty sure lives somewhere in that pool)